So uh, i went and bought new undies today. Quite nice ones because they were 25% off. However Myer has recently been undergoing some renovation which somehow translates to being short of staff. Anyway the counter at the deepest darkest corner of the lower floor lingerie was empty so I ventured into the bedding section's one. No one there either until I see a huge nest of hair bobbing my way saying "i'll be there in a second!"
All of a sudden some guy (who also seemed to work there) comes rushing past her and towards me. Now the good thing was that I was going to be able to pay and go do something better with my time but at the same time this rather unfortunately blotchy faced man (no, it wasn't a birth mark if you're thinking i'm being unnecessarily rude) is handling said undies.
And all the while i'm thinking to myself - if i'm thinking about him thinking about wearing these... What the hell must he be thinking?!
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